Our offspring was born clutching a blood clot in her hand, with a halo of light around her and also her butt is purple.
She cries a lot, poops, eats and she thinks she owns the place. What does this mean??? We think she must be psychic and a reincarnation of an ancient alien soul sent to DRAW humanity ON to the next destined stage of evolution!!!!
- or perhaps she needs burping
(Please excuse my lack of my proper mystical Troll King icon as it seems to have been deleted by accident - or perhaps it is a prophecy??? Do the Indigo children mean to integrate all Otherkin races into one psychic metarace?! I'm getting a Midwich Cuckoos vibe here!)